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I am a Deviously Deviant
DarinThompson
Germany
Why I Am Here
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Last Visit: 179 weeks ago
Hola Whatsit
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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
This is the part where you DIE!
What's your defintion of stupid?
You gonna get Nintendowned!
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH PHAZER!
One does not simply POLEVAULT into Mordor!
I was laying on my bed one day when I started watching a dirty video my girlfriend had bought me. It was such a turn-on I started masturbating. I was going at it really hard, and was really getting into it so much that I forgot my mother was in the next room. As I was getting closer to coming I began to make some noise because I find making noises turns me on more. As I got louder and louder, my mum must have heard and thought I was in pain, because just as I reached the point of no return she hurried into the room to see what was wrong with me. I shot my load right on her stomach!!! She was so disgusted she couldn't look at me for days! I lock myself in the bathroom to masturbate from now on!
I lie down on the bed naked or with something loose on. I put my hand down my panties and I put my middle finger where the bone is right after the vagina starts. I start thinking about having sex and I start to move my finger left and right, slow and then fast, until I have an awesome orgasm!!!
I like to play with my cock for hours until I absolutely can't hold back anymore. Then I put on a porn and fast forward to the cumshot. I walk up to the TV and spray my cum all over the girl's face on the screen at exactly the same time the actor does. It's like giving her a double facial.
My roommate and his girlfriend were separated by some distance when he went away to school. Just because I'm a nosey person, I would sometimes put the downstairs phone on mute and listen to their conversations. One night I pick up the phone to listen, and I hear my roommate say, ""Guess where my hand is?"" I immediately started paying attention. The conversation turned into an intense round of phone sex. I of course pulled out my cock and joined right in. It turned into an every night thing. I started timing myself so I could cum with my roommate.
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Now for some of my random quotes:
This is the part where you DIE!
What's your defintion of stupid?
You gonna get Nintendowned!
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH PHAZER!
One does not simply POLEVAULT into Mordor!
Guess it's all meant to be,
for love to cause me misery
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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....
Misery... Misery...
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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....
Seems it's my destiny,
for love to cause misery
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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....
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