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Now for some of my random quotes:

This is the part where you DIE!
What's your defintion of stupid?
You gonna get Nintendowned!
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH PHAZER!
One does not simply POLEVAULT into Mordor!
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Pink
Guess it's all meant to be,
for love to cause me misery

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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....:devilish: ~KY-club
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I was laying on my bed one day when I started watching a dirty video my girlfriend had bought me. It was such a turn-on I started masturbating. I was going at it really hard, and was really getting into it so much that I forgot my mother was in the next room. As I was getting closer to coming I began to make some noise because I find making noises turns me on more. As I got louder and louder, my mum must have heard and thought I was in pain, because just as I reached the point of no return she hurried into the room to see what was wrong with me. I shot my load right on her stomach!!! She was so disgusted she couldn't look at me for days! I lock myself in the bathroom to masturbate from now on!
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I love to take an ice cube from the freezer, stick it in my pussy, and let it melt in my pussy. The orgasm is great!
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Steven Tyler In The Backround
Misery... Misery...

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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....:devilish: ~KY-club
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I lie down on the bed naked or with something loose on. I put my hand down my panties and I put my middle finger where the bone is right after the vagina starts. I start thinking about having sex and I start to move my finger left and right, slow and then fast, until I have an awesome orgasm!!!
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I like to play with my cock for hours until I absolutely can't hold back anymore. Then I put on a porn and fast forward to the cumshot. I walk up to the TV and spray my cum all over the girl's face on the screen at exactly the same time the actor does. It's like giving her a double facial.
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Pink:
Seems it's my destiny,
for love to cause misery

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Kazuma Kuwabara and Yuusuke Urameshi....a couple?! You bet your ass....:devilish: ~KY-club
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I get an electric toothbrush and put the spinning brush directly on my clit. It makes me orgasm tremendously!
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My roommate and his girlfriend were separated by some distance when he went away to school. Just because I'm a nosey person, I would sometimes put the downstairs phone on mute and listen to their conversations. One night I pick up the phone to listen, and I hear my roommate say, ""Guess where my hand is?"" I immediately started paying attention. The conversation turned into an intense round of phone sex. I of course pulled out my cock and joined right in. It turned into an every night thing. I started timing myself so I could cum with my roommate.

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