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Now for some of my random quotes:

This is the part where you DIE!
What's your defintion of stupid?
You gonna get Nintendowned!
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH PHAZER!
One does not simply POLEVAULT into Mordor!

Next time you're in the shower stick your penis straight up into the stream of water coming down. It feels great! To heighten the sensation, lube up your penis with body wash and masturbate normally with it still in the water jet.

I like to take a blanket and either sit in a chair or lie on something(the bed, the floor, the couch, etc.) Then I put the blanket between my legs and sit or lie on one end and then pull up on the other end of the blanket while thrusting up. It may take a few minutes but it's the only thing that works for me, and it works awesomely. Or if I don't have a blanket I like to do the same thing with my pants zipper or pants seam if there's no zipper. I like to do this fully clothed, whether I have a blanket or not.

I lie on my stomach with my finger against my clitoris. I wiggle my hips back and forth while curling and uncurling my finger just above my clit. I get faster and usually cum in under two minutes.

I love to masturbate. I usually wait until I take a shower to do so, but there are several exceptions to that. When I do use the shower, it is everything but dull. I turn the water on and step in, teasing the little slit between my legs every once in a while. After I finish bathing my body, I switch the water to a soft but firm jet stream and lie down. I part my legs and let the water spray my freshly trimmed pubic hair. After I feel that I have my pussy's attention, I reach down with my hands and pull apart the skin hiding my waiting clit. The water pulsates onto the thing and takes my breath away. Just when I don't think I can take anymore, I close my legs and let my pussy calm down and stop its spasms. I continue this exact cycle about three more times, and on the fourth, I have the most amazing orgasm. Try it, and I guarantee you won't be sorry.

I love to masturbate in places that I know I could get caught in. Just the fact that someone could walk in at any moment arouses me. So I always choose a place that I could get caught in. Just the other day I was on the computer in my sister's room and I looked around to see of she was sleeping. She was so I went to search and looked up hot lesbians. I got onto the most interesting site and started fingering myself. The fact that my sister could wake up and see me masturbating got me to cum so fast. And it feels so good.

I love to wank! If I am bored I will wank. I am wanking now after reading all the amazing ways to wank on this site. I have wanked in front of many old girlfriends and enjoyed it. So did they. However, one day I would like to wank in front of a man. Not to have intercourse. Just to have an experience, and watch each other and come hard! I like to look up porn sites or read a porno mag, then pull my dick hard, but also like to see how long I can last. And I love wanking outside!

Nothing turns me on faster than knowing that someone is watching. I usually use toys anywhere from a dildo to a cucumber, but when those are unavailable, my fingers are just fine. I like to do it in the backyard laying in my hammock completely naked, hoping someone will take a peek... or for my boyfriend, and sometimes even in the car while he's driving hoping the guys in the big trucks will see. There have been some instances where they have spotted my open legs, and busy hand and WOW! what an orgasm!

I enjoy sitting at the computer, buck naked (like I am right now), find a porn site, jack off to almost cumming, wait a while, then start jacking again. This can go on for one to two hours.

I lie in bed with a dim light on and some nice soft music. Then I use my vibrator and finger my clit. I also go under the tub faucet and slowly turn the cold water on harder. The hardness of the coldness causes me to cum fast.